Not so long ago, (okay, yesterday) I was introduced to the concept of blog memes by Sam Johnson. He did one, so I thought I should do one, too, since Sam John is the shit. (He rocks, and he needs a kidney. Help the man out.) In his introduction, he mentions that he has no idea what a meme is or why they call it that, and I must admit I would not have known either except for Warren Ellis. (I'm sure Warren lives for these moments. And the booze.) There is a particularly good issue of Global Frequency featuring an alien meme - (a pattern of information which replicates or compels one to replicate it) -it infects the minds of people in a city block, (they begin to build a transmitter to get the meme to everyone else) and one of the GF people has to combat the meme with a meme of her own. It's good, JRH will back me up on this one. I would tell you what issue it's in, but then you might not read the others, and you should. Anyway, here's my meme, for your - for your whatever, that's what it's for.
What is your full name? Bag. Squid Bag. Bagged, not stirred.
What's your favorte kind of cookie? Mallomars. (Oh, they line up at the truck for the Mallomars...)
Who is America's most overrated actor? Ronald Reagan.
Name a guilty pleasure. Pushing people's buttons.
"Scrubs" or "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Scrubs, I guess. I hate Raymond. Fuck Raymond. Fuck him with a broken stick.
Name two things you can't live without. Adrenaline & conversation.
Using your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, come up with your porn star name. Caesar Casey.
What song are you listening to right now? umi says.mp3
Name your celebrity crush. Fiona Ritchie. Aaaand Anastasia Romanov. Sorry, alright?
Favorite punchline from a joke. "Fuck you, clown!"
Who do you want to pass this meme off to? I'm gonna go with EP.
