Okay, I may have misunderestimated this new Pope. Like a lot of people, Catholics and non-Catholics alike, I was fond of Classic Pope, and disappointed when imaginary God-like forces didn't allow him to live forever and we ended up with this new Pope, now with half the calories and charm, and 100% more Germanism. Or so it seemed. I reacted to this new Pope originally in this entry, but now I'm here to tell you that I may have been wrong. I know what you're thinking: "Wrongness? Here, on the Squidbag? That old reliable Squidbag? What in the crap? What kind of Christmas entry is this?" Well, piss off, the lot of you. From what I have learned about this new guy, he likes to dress up like an evil Santa (pictured) and scare kids, he's into drugs (also pictured) during the Christmas mass - which has just got to liven that old thing right up - and he's done something called "incensing the altar." Now, I don't know exactly what that means, but I think I broke into a church and did it once during high school. Okay, five times. Maybe more. Anyway, the point is that I think maybe now this new Pope and I could get along, as long as he lets me wear some of the hats.
In other news of people you may have misjudged, Osama bin Laden's niece is pretty hot. After today, we will be traveling for a bit, to see beautiful Chattanooga, beautiful Nashville, and beautiful people all around. I'd like to wish everyone some merry holidays (learned to play dreidel this year - addicted) and warn my buddy Mr. Jones that red wine vinaigarette can't say "no," so you have to take it easy, especially in the bedroom. Also, congrats to B on being the 666th comment poster, and Eric P on being number 700.