|What mental disorder do you have? |
Your Result: Paranoia
|ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)|
|OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)|
|GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)|
|What mental disorder do you have?|
See? I knew you fuckers thought I was a paranoid! I'm not really, though it depends entirely upon what you may have heard. I am a conspiracy buff, but don't value my place in the world highly enough to assume that any of them have me as a fulcrum or target. Anyway, the mark of a truly paranoid person is when they start going around quoting dead rock stars, heroin addicts, suicides, crazed Englishmen, or the works of Robert Anton Wilson.
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you." - Kurt Cobain
"A Paranoid is just a person in possession of all the facts." - Warren Ellis or Woody Allen or William Burroughs, I don't know...
"There is no such thing as Paranoia. It's all true." - Hunter S. Thompson
"Paranoia is only the leading edge of the discovery that everything in the world is connected." - Robert Anton Wilson