Today Barack Obama admitted totally to being a Muslim because he apologized to Afghan President Hamid Karzai for the burning of Korans by American soldiers at Khogyani Air Base in Afghanistan. In a letter expressing "deep regret" over the incident, Obama (shown here donning the Saudi Order of Totally Being a Fucking Muslim) completely buckled to pressures from his fellow Muslim leader, at last giving in and exposing himself for what many Americans had always suspected: A tool for jihad, wielded by the hands of Allah.
In performing the ritual and required act of apology as dictated on page 5 of the Koran manual, Obama shows his allegiance to Islam in all of its forms, and repudiates any affiliation with love, freedom, or non-Muslim religions. Later, in a press conference given at the ruins of what was, until midday today a Christian house of worship, Obama declared: "As we have pulled down the cross of your Christ, we will pull down His nation, and the Crescent of Islam will fly over Washington, D.C. Saracens fill the halls of power, your American infidel way of life as you understood it is over. Allahu akbar." He then wound a turban around his head and brandished an AK-47 at the audience.
He did not, as the socialist liberal news media will no doubt attempt to spin, attempt to defuse a situation between a group of dumbass mercenary punks committing a stupid and deliberately inflammatory (yeah, you like that one?) act and a country full of religious zealots who think a book of fairy tales is more important than the life of even one human being. Riots and investigations, calls for death and destruction, 14 dead. I want you to go back and look at the hatred on the faces of those children in the link above. I want you to realize that idiots, censors, Nazis & Klansmen burned books, and that these guys would have to know what they would set off, because it happens every time.
Went a different direction there at the end, didn't I?
