From Consumer FoodObjects, a subsidiary corporation of Squidbag Endeavor Group, and from the same people who brought you Caffles, InvisiBreakfast, Tub Jenkins Beer, the Assault Bockwurst and the Fried Fat Fuck Flounder Pounder, comes a new project sure to get your taste buds jumping - FROG NOG!
That's right, Frog Nog - all the power of sheer Nog, now with the big taste of frog! This festive frog's better than grog, tastier than hog, and burns hotter than yer log - it's Frog Nog! The drink that's just as good on land as in the water - when the leg's no longer enough, take a big old gulp of nog; FROG NOG!
Seriously, though; Frog Nog - once you focus past the gag reflex - just the frog in the nog trying to jump up on you - and get some terrific tadpole taste tailing it down your gullet, you're going to be out on the street, on your phone, knocking doors, tweeting, texting, slapping down old ladies and telling them to drink fucking FROG NOG, the taste is fantastic, incredible - galvanic. You will hop around like old Mr. Jumper from Calabash County hooked up to 15,000 volts, my friend, kicking and singing and waving the top hat once your mouth gets a little frog in it. Drink Frog Nog with your friends, support group, or nature enthusiasts - serve it up to your remote and radical cult!
FROG NOG, irrationally in stores now, goes great with the woodsy flavor of SQUERKY, new squirrel jerky on a stick, the newest snack treat from the guys down at Consumer FoodObjects. Find your nuts, scurry down and try SQUERKY today!
(This one's for Max, Wess, and Chelle.)