Stolen from AKA Binsk, who's back at last!
Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use
the song title as the answer to the question. Post on your blog. Additionally, I have used this as an opportunity to display Picasso's "The Old Guitar Player" the way I think it should be - landscaped - as opposed to the portrait orientation it is usually given. I don't know how Pablo intended it, and I'm not certain I care. It's better this way. You may also choose to redisplay some music-themed piece of art. 'You' being Trogglehumper, Chagrin, Rich, Deviant EP, JB, Layer 8, EM, Amy J, Erin, Kat, and Mike B's Spin City Record Palace, Mud Jello Wrestling and Hockey Stick Emporium, founded 1891. Two taps and love, ya'll.
Will I get far in life?
Things In The Woods - Richard Pryor (Apparently, I get lost in the woods.)
How do my friends see me?
Hindenburg Crash Radio Broadcast from 1937 (Believeable. Especially recently.)
Where will I get married?
Mardy Bum - the Arctic Monkeys (I'm going to go with, "Makes no sense b/c the question doesn't work.")
What is my best friend’s theme song?
Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel (What's with all the monkeys?)
What is the story of my life?
Nobody Does It Better - 8MM (You're goddamn right.)
What was high school like?
In The End - Linkin Park (Yeah, kinda.)
How can I get ahead in life?
Cure For Pain - Morphine (I kind of get/buy this one...)
What is the best thing about me?
Feelin' Free - Michael Franti & Spearhead (Slightly more obscure...)
How is today going to be?
Touch of Grey - Grateful Dead (accurate)
What is in store for this weekend?
My Drug Buddy - Julianna Hatfield & Evan Dando (I think there's a message in this one.)
What song describes my parents?
Only Death Decides - Exodus (Hmmm.)
My grandparents?
Motherless Children - Son House (Not going anywhere near that one.)
How is my life going?
High as Hell - Nashville Pussy (Okay - drug theme in the meme.)
What song will they play at my funeral?
Streets of Laredo - Webb Wilder (This was a 'Holy shit' moment for me; some of you know why...)
How does the world see me?
Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx (I believe you all see me this way - sometimes.)
Will I have a happy life?
Safe House - the INS (This thing has kind of a psychic's logic - one who's been through your wallet already.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Untouchable Face - Ani DiFranco (You're all fuckers.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Sweet Little Maia - Elvin Jones (Except when you're not.)
How can I make myself happy?
The Chronic (Intro) - Dr. Dre (Wow. No shit - told ya!)
What should I do with my life?
I Don't Want To Go To Heaven - Vini & the Demons (This is good.)
Will I ever have children?
Wake Up - Rage Against the Machine (As in, "Wake up, you got one and one coming already?")
What is some good advice?
Rise - Chuck Prophet (That one works, too.)
What is my signature dancing song?
Seek & Destroy - Pantera (No one on Earth can actually dance to this song.)
What do I think my current theme song is?
I Guess I've Come to Live Here - Willie Nelson (Yeah, maybe...)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Jefe de Jefes - Los Tigres del Norte (Ha!)
What type of men/women do you like?
Listen to the Flower People - Spinal Tap (That's right, I dig the Flower People. Wait, would Flower People want me to dig them?)
The original instructions on this said not to comment, but fuck that. Pointless but fun - everything you want in a meme, without viral infections, insanity, and the breakdown of cultural reference points! As I wrapped this up, "Landscapes I" by Brother Robbins was playing as my outro music.