Okay, since none of you inconsiderate bastards has any thoughts or suggestions for extending my holiday time (or at least my perception thereof), we'll move on to something far more important. What you should know in terms of backstory here: Neither "Lloyd" or "Billy Joe" is a real name for either of the "contestants" involved in this Nashville Predators interperiod icebound diversion, and until the time of this video, "Billy Joe" was an undefeated shit-talker when it came to this particular enterprise. I work with "Lloyd," who can be found here, and he swears on his gap that he was not wearing cleats or iron-lined sneakers or anything. He also does not take performance-enhancing drugs, unless Mountain Dew counts. I don't think you need to know any of that to find this hilarious, but I figured what the hell.