For awhile, but especially over the last few days, I have been hearing the sound of running water hitting shoes as conservatives have pissed themselves profusely and whined and gibbered in abundance and generally let their fear run riot in cleats over any kind of rational thinking as they reacted without acting logically to Obama's speech to children from earlier today. And who could blame them? The White House fanned the flames of paranoia by releasing the full text of the President's remarks a full day early, and then who could forget the mass rioting of children hypnotized by the President's dulcet tones, as they took to the outdoors, the nation over, and ran in mobs through the streets, drunk on socialism and The Liberal Agenda, spreading the twin gospels of free sex and "to each according to his need." Eventually, the glut of angry children came to run amok, and society itself collapsed under the weight of burning cars and rage, broken glass and dreams, and youth gone wild as America came to a screeching fucking halt, commerce abruptly stopped, the rule of law was cast down and forgotten, and children came rushing out of statehouses, their faces smeared with ash, chocolate, and printer's ink, treading their Guy Fawkes masks underfoot as the skies of our once Great Nation were blackened with smoke from her burning schools, institutions, and capitals. You remember that? When Obama's speech brought the nation to its knees and destroyed democracy itself? At about 11:18 CST this morning? Cheapened public address as a form of communication and bent Justice over the desk? Right after Labor Day? If only we had listened to the prescient conservatives and buried our children's' collective heads in the sand - they knew the score, they had their ears to the ground, hearing the footfalls of eminent destruction, listening to the keening death song of Lady Liberty. Woe unto us. O, Woe.
And, we, the pansiated liberal pseudo-intellectual elite in this country, cannot understand your lack of fucking perspective, you wingnut bastards. You froth and foam and bitch and moan about how Obama's harmless little speech is going to "create a cult of personality" or harm your children, and you just don't see how we don't understand. But we do. Assholes, wake up. We DO understand. See, we lived with a "President" for EIGHT YEARS who stole two elections, and who had people thrown into secret prisons when he felt the time was right. A man who wiped his ass with our rules and doctrines, and the one time we saw him address children, terrorists bombed our country with planes, giving him an excuse to run roughshod over the world and get more and more people killed by lying to them and generating profits for his friends with his family connections, the same ones that helped him steal the Presidency from Al Gore. In a hotly contested election, one that was followed by another that was equally investigated and found wanting. So yeah, we understand the emotion. You lost, it sucks, you think the wrong guy is in there. But when you apply it in this way to a man that won fair and fucking square, and you reveal so much fear and hatred - and let's face it, stupidity, ignorance and probably racism - we wonder how you can imagine that this is an equal situation to the one we just left. The one that fucked us into the wars and recession with which the current guy is continuing to struggle. That's the part we do not get. Is Obama perfect? No. Is he the second coming? NO. Is he a damn sight better than the last guy, or the alternatives from last November? That would be a big 10-4, red states. Time for you to buy a helmet for your giant bitch session.
Because you ALL come off like the guy in the picture up there. Massive, unyielding moronitude. From FailBlog, natch. One of your teabaggers from earlier this year, someone with some nervous hate energy easily manipulated by FOX. You all seem backward, scared, off-topic, wandering - lost. Lost in the new state of affairs and unsure as to where your rhetoric ought to go, or what form your energy should take, so like any emotionally retarded person, you lash out at everything, not bothering to choose your targets, and you come off like a flailing idiot, drowning in a sea of your own vitriol and tears.
Good night, citizens. Apparently dreams and nightmares are all that's on the menu.