Tired of the stresses of irrigating your neck with the morning coffee while simultaneously trying to shove down a decent breakfast? Probably while you're also doing your make-up, straightening your tie, fixing your hair, texting, adjusting the radio and driving? It's a pain, am I right?
Worry no more, breakfast eater, because the frozen, ready-to-eat breakfast product that will Pop YOU Up When It Pops Up is here - CAFFLES!!! The newest product from Consumer FoodObjects, CAFFLES are pop-up toaster waffles with a full cup of coffee in each one! That's right, when you eat a CAFFLE, you're getting a boost of caffeine - a rich hazelnut Arabica roast, to be sure - and a full serving of Yellow #5, TBHQ, eggs, Palm Kernel Oil, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, and many other essential breakfast ingredients. Seriously, who's got time to eat a good breakfast when CAFFLES are around, and will do just fine?
Available in the following flavors in the American market (exclusively) as of February 2010:
Homestyle ColombianButtermilk & Blueberry
Leary's Maple Nut Crunch
Three Sugars
Goo Inside
Cardboard, like most frozen waffle products, and
Further questions about CAFFLES can be addressed to the promotional products and public affairs wing of Consumer FoodObjects, or relayed to us via the comments section of this website. The only question left for you, the discerning breakfast consumer, is do you drink a CAFFLE or eat a CAFFLE? Dreat? CAFFLES, changing the verbs you use at breakfast!