Wake Up Track

I have always hated alarm clocks.

Like many of you, I know. I used to go through a couple of them a year in high school; I would just break them, which I blame on the deplorable state of the alarm clock industry at the time. Later, I just handed them off to my wife, like my CD alarm clock, which she still uses. For years, I used an old Nokia cellphone - three years past when it had any kind of service on it - until I lost it. Lately, I've been using my laptop, and programming various tracks into it by which to wake up.

I'm going to list here a few of these and then ask for suggestions - Rage Against the Machine's "Wake Up" is off the table because 1998 or so, Christie used it for almost a year. Anything else will be considered.

All Things Must Pass by "Harry Heck" (otherwise known as "the best thing to come out of the Punisher movie" and a terrible choice, because it doesn't work)

The Firefly Theme Song

Snickerdoodle (Original) - Vincent's Twinkies

Barbra Streisand (Original mix) - Duck Sauce

Come On, Let's Go - Girl in a Coma

Christianity Is Stupid - Negativland

Put the Gun Down - ZZ Ward

Wild Cats of Kilkenny - the Pogues (sounds good in theory, but waking up to a digital scream every morning takes a psychic toll)

Don't Stop Believing - Journey

Eddie Izzard's "Bunch Of Flowers" bit

Roar - Katy Perry

the old Iron Man TV cartoon Theme

Wasted - Pere Ubu (also a bad idea, but perhaps not for the reasons you'd think)